Mind-reading wolves.

Parasite penis

That Parasite, that Dave has in his belly, looks like a penis.  I wonder how that got there.

King of Kong

irrationalblog:

I know I’ve been spouted praise for Funny Games tonight, but I just watched the documentary “King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters” and it was potentially one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Holy shit.

 Dan, I have the soundtrack from the King of King with excerpts from the film.  I play “You’re the Best” all the time to pump myself up.  I am the best around.  No one’s ever gonna keep me down.   

Twins

Have you ever notice how Adrien Brody looks a lot like Snoop Dogg?

Adrien-clean cut:  http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2265225984/nm0004778

Snoop Dogg:    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2704317184/nm0004879

I'm Turning into a Human

I might have something to say that is noteworthy and I can’t pretend to be a wolf anymore.  

First Noteworthy thing, dated Wednesday February 20, 2008

I am awesome and one day people will see me on television and google me.  They will not find anything on tumbler because unlike googling me now and finding all sorts of boring nonsense on Facebook, they will tumble me and find nothing.  I will stay a Flesh eating wolf by day, in order to keep things anonymous.  

 I promise I will try to write something on here maybe once every two weeks and bore you to death with it.   

Peace. In the Middle East.  

For Dan: Bubbles and Tug are napping next to me right now.  Snoring away.  Looking adorable.  

yard

I want to see your back yard.

The wolf 

Ice Cream

“I can make you dip your dipper”  

I heard some humans playing this song called ICE CREAM, by the New Young Pony Club. Ellen Page from some movie called Juno recommended it.  

They were dancing.  Then I ate them.  The song is from a Pony band.  Not a wolf band.

Blood

I can’t waste time in theaters seeing THERE WILL BE BLOOD.  I am sorry, but if you weren’t sick, you could have seen it with us on New Years Day.  It wasn’t at PT Anderson’s but Fiona Apple was there on my ipod that I stole from some chick after I bit her in the neck only.   

I can’t figure out how to respond to your comments…because I am a wolf.

Good night. I am outside your window. I can see you with my WOLF VISION.